Did you wake up feeling under the weather? Got a case of the shakes? Maybe a bit of breathlessness? Nausea? Perhaps excessive sweating and dry mouth? Did you wake up with heart palpitations and a fear of dying? Do you sense that you’re going mad, losing control, or having a massive anxiety attack?
I’m not a doctor. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
See my diagnosis, below the fold. (No jokes about the UCC, please.)
Paraskavedekatriaphobia: an irrational fear of Friday the 13th!
P.S. Ten years ago today (a Saturday!), I married Lisa Rosaria Giacona. Happy anniversary, honey! I love you very much!! (Shall I choose tin? Or diamonds? Choices, choices.)