(310): we better have passed that bar
exam – i dont want to have to drink like this again
From Texts From Last Night, via Legal
Antics, a text from a bar taker the night after the bar exam.
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(503): It's not a real
calculator it's a math calculator
(079): I think we need to take a brake
(078): What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you're an idiot.
(314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
(818): Punch her baby.
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother…or stop drinking so much…I don't want to see this