Update: Here's a link that should take you to the letter referenced below.
You're in the middle of nowhere. And then it happens. You gotta "go"! What do you do?
Apparently some hunters in Texas "answered the call" in the woods. This prompted an anonymous complaint to the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality. The complaint came to the attention of Limestone County Judge Daniel Burkeen. His tongue-in-cheek response letter is priceless. (See updated link above.)
Hat Tip: Friend and local attorney Brent Perry.
No, I am not the "Tim" to whom the letter is addressed!