So Dancing With the Stars is actually one reality show (reality? I use the term loosely) that I actually don't watch, but the Cleveland Plain Dealer ran a funny story about politicians who SHOULD be on the show and what results they would likely get – see what you think.
I like the idea of Sarah Palin dancing to "I Can See for Miles and Miles" and Condoleezza Rice dancing to "Stand by Your Man". And of course John Edwards performs to "I'm too Sexy".
Shouldn't John Edwards' song be "Billie Jean?" Remember the lyrics:
"Billie jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kids is not my son."
Good point – although if you read the full article they do suggest that his stint on the show would end with a paternity suit.